It’s Time for the fucking Zombie Apocalypse meme to stop. (A rant)

We all love us some zombie games,movies,and TV. It’s a fad, which I am in the minority of. I fucking hate this fad, what is it about us that finds zombies fascinating? I’m also quite surprised by how many people trying to humanize zombies, really people? I’m sorry, but zombies are brainless, flesh craving beings that doesn’t give a fuck about you. They only view you as dinner. Please just stop it. I am also quite surprised from the many books of Zombie Apocalypses. Folks, zombies were created from brilliant creative people that exaggerate from real life cannibals. That means that zombies are fictional, not real. Only goddamn nerds and zombie nuts buy those books. Who in the right mind would create such books? Please tell me, I am really lost here.

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Then you people decide to twist a tragic news article about a homeless man getting his face munched upon from a bath salt crazed man  and in turn to relate that story to your fad. Ok, I get it.. you really love zombies. Good for you, and it’s ok to like something, it’s a free country. But it’s a whole other thing to start a mass panic around the web telling people who don’t know any better that a incoming zombie apocalypse is upon us. First off, fuck you. Fuck you for starting this. Second off, ZOMBIES ARE NOT REAL! Cannibals are real though. Third off, even if a Zombie Apocalypse is Scientifically possible, there is just no way that a government would spread a virus onto it’s people. People are the driving force to society, without people there will be no economy thus ending any shred of society. This is not Resident Evil, there are no sick fucks running pharmaceutical companies.. which by the way makes no sense in Resident Evil anyways. It’s a goddamn video game, get the fuck real.

Seriously, STOP.

Now here comes the final part of my rant. Let us all put logic aside, and reality for that matter to just think about this. Let’s just believe that this is real, do you all really want a zombie apocalypse? I’ve seen really ignorant people wishing this apocalypse happens, wtf.. SMH. Soooo, you wish that millions of innocent people die because you want to reenact Zomibeland, The Walking dead, and Resident Evil because you’re fucking bored and have nothing else better to do? It could all be sarcasm and joking around, but I don’t find it funny. The prospect of a world like that is morbid, tragic, and REAL. You will lose love ones, your pets, and taco bell. In that world, you will have to boil EVERYTHING to just eat and drink something. Everyday will be a challenge, yeah that sounds REALLY FUN. /sarcasm. That is why I am asking everybody to start thinking about cutting the crap about this, stop writing the fake articles, stop with the joking around saying I AM READY, and please get real. It’s fine to like a fad, but please stop trying to make it a real thing. I know there are some really ignorant people who don’t know any better and deserve to fall for it for their lack of common sense, if you REALLY think that way of people.. you’re a douchebag. So for the last time, PLEASE STOP THIS STUPID FAKE APOCALYPSE!!!

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About beyondthetape

Hi everybody, I am an amateur Artist/moviecritic/writer/entertainer. You don't know me, at least not yet. I also review Video Games. Soon I will post podcasts and Video Reviews.

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  3. humans are afraid of death so in order to quell this fear and keep it in check holly weird invented zombies and it stuck the lexicon zombie apocalypse means one thing and one thing only you can go out with a high powered rifle and shoot at random any one you think is a zombie their in making it seem that the mere idea of mass murder is ok it mainly benefits obese gamer’s to the point of a frenzy cause all these blimps with leg’s have to do is stay home and shoot fictional monster’s on their game console but i know this if world war three pop’s off the best place to be the mountains why a higher elevation with your family and pet’s and girl friend or boyfriend means one thing your going to survive get a gym membership and lift weights see y’a non zombie prep is the best prep buy a bug out bag and get some bug out equipment bye

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