WTF? A Sir Issac Newton Action Movie In The Works?
After the unoriginal train-wreck that was AHEM “Battleship”, we may have another titanic disaster on our hands, A Issac Newton action movie? Are you joking me? An action movie about the founder of the three laws of physics? This sounds even worse than Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, and I hate that idea. Really wrap your minds behind this, Issac Newton walking then BLAM EXPLOSIONS!!! So how can we make him an action hero, by the most stereotypical way possible, give him a gun and use his genius mind with physics to turn the battle. The movie will set Newton as a detective and head of the British Mint. This rotten idea is from the dude who made xXx and the guy who executive produced Rocky. Rocky I like, a lot.. but that Vin Diesel movie…not so much. I barely remember that generic action movie with badass hall of fame inductee Samuel L Jackson, just nothing but basic espionage and action. How low can Hollywood go?
Oh wait… yeah… that movie.
Posted on June 8, 2012, in Uncategorized and tagged adam sandler, articles, british mint, candyland, entertainment, fuck this, funny, hollywood, issac newton, lol, movie, movies, news. Bookmark the permalink. 6 Comments.